Montague

A glib douchebag, or an arrogant twit. Someone who poorly employs a large vocabulary in order to bamboozle. Vanity, in combination with stupidity, prevents said 'montague' from realizing, most, if not all victims of their glib douchbaggery, see how transparent they are.

"Andrew is such a montague, he should be selling women's shoes".

"Dried up old crackwhores is all that montague can pull. And rightfully so."

by Rudy G. May 2, 2008

Montague

One of the two most powerful families of Verona in "Romeo and Juliet". Capulets do not like Montagues and vice versa. Romeo and Benvolio are part of the Montagues. In most of these works, the Montagues have the color blue.

- We hate you, Montague!
- I have the same feelings towards you, my dear Capulets!

by MERCUTIOOO February 14, 2019

Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

Montague, MI

A small town in Michigan that is 85% white, 10% mexican, and 5% black. There is NOTHING to do in this small town and old people are attracted to the area. There are no juvies (unless you go to whitetrash Rothbury) so you don't have to worry about your car getting stolen. But you WILL have to worry about your car getting pranked upon. The school is complete bullsh*t and they won't let you where holey jeans. It's that dumb.

Retired old man: let's go to Montague, MI! I hear it quiet and lovely and less hooligans!

by Doggggggggg March 27, 2011

Montague California

Small Town of meth addicts, momma's who's kids are in cps custody and daddy's selling dope. Also home to broke ass old people living in tralier parks. Beware of stray cats.

Montague California is just a few miles from everything except meth.

by Dogmom76 June 25, 2018

Montague curry

Montague curry is a type of curry that is very popular in the region of south India. It was created by the great ancestor Morton. He is the leader of all curry’s also known as, (the father of the curry) bringing more flavour and stinky spices into the curry community.

“I’m so hungry, I want to eat a Montague curry.”

by DeimosZ May 30, 2025

romeo montague

A hot and sexy lover. Willing to do anything for his partner.

Omg he bought her a kitten. He is such a Romeo Montague!

by A citizen of Internet land March 3, 2015