moisturizer

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.

by gnostic1 November 9, 2012

midnight moisturizer

you jerk off into a sleeping or passed out girls hand, then tickle her nose with a feather, then she proceeds to wipe her face with her seaman filled hand

Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Sean A. Collins December 27, 2007

to monsterize

This verb must be use when a guy with a monster cock fucks a girl in a special place. It could be either in the bathroom, in the park, at school or on the kitchen floor as in the following example.

To monsterized in the past tense...

Carl Giroux monsterized a pussy on the kitchen floor.

by Cedrika February 4, 2010

manayunk moisturizer

the large amount of semen left on a bar skank after the man has pulled out and ejaculated all over her back or chest. this semen is then rubbed into the skin while attempting to wipe it off; thus leaving a moisturized feeling

brotato: Hey man, did you end up slaying that River Rat last night?

bro: Yeah dude. She came back to my place and I gave her some Manayunk moisturizer on her back after I fucked her from behind.

brotato: haha. skank!

by king j$ July 26, 2010

Moisturize

When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"

by Bootles December 30, 2005

Monsterize

To be portrayed by others as a bad influence, degenerate, and/or pervert, as a result of one's words or actions.

" Cam assures he did not mean any thing perverted by saying I want my syrup in her pancake, but Danny denounces him as a perv. Yet Cam alleges he is just being monsterized"

by Gatorx October 11, 2011

Moisturize the chicken

Slang term for masturbating, jerking off, etc.

"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

by shirtlessclown September 24, 2016