nonotheism

Anti-theistic religious system.

Karl Marx was not the first believer in nonotheism.

Sue: I believe we can create utopia if we redistributed wealth and religion is something that must be eliminated.

Bob: You are a dirty, hippy nonotheist.

by fatima2000 June 13, 2012

Monosheist

An adherent to the belief that there is only one woman who is right for you and that you will never be with anyone besides her, even if she doesn't want to be with you.

Alex was a staunch monosheist till the end. After letting Melissa, his one and only true love, slip through his fingers -- the self-same fingers with which he would finger-fuck her maloderous virgin pussy every night upon the dusty floor of his bedroom as she yelled "Harder!" -- he vowed a life of celibacy and honored that vow until his demise.

by Alex "The Hairy" Parry April 19, 2018