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Monobrow

A continuous strip of hair often found below the forehead. Often makes the individual sporting the aformentioned monobrow look particularly sinister or like a poor mans Michael Hestletine. The possession of a monobrow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, Florida.
'Alright Nichols, I see you've trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you're face today'.
by Olaf Peterson October 1, 2004
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monobrowed

When a web sites is ragingly prejudiced against all browsers but one.
That site only works in Safari, I hate monobrowed sites!
by SuedeStar May 20, 2009
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Monobrow

a. the unfortunate state of having one large eyebrow across yo nasty ass mug
b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery
dude, look at patricia. with that monobrow she looks like fuckin bert from the sesame street.
bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!
by alli bear October 27, 2007
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Monobrow

A person with only one gigantic eyebrow. Perhaps called a "unibrow". Having too much hair, making it appear to be one eyebrow rather than two.
The guy in the corner with his computer and World of Warcraft T-shirt sure has a rockin' monobrow.
by Smb05 December 8, 2010
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monobrows

large hair above eyes. its when both eyebrows join toghether to form one giant hairy monster. i highly recommend waxing to anyone that suffers from this cruel hair growth.(also known as a mostache in the wrong place)
My mother waxed her monobrow causing great pain and discomfort every time she blinked.
by belly bottom man April 26, 2003
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Seagull monobrow

Shooting ones load to join the eyebrows to form a monobrow in the shape of a seagull.
Did you hear kane gave a chick a seagull monobrow. What a legend.
by Enak’s mum June 1, 2015
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Monobrow

A monobrow is where a persons eyebrows join up together to make 1 eyebrow. Depending on the shape they are often called "McDonald" or slag "Mackey"
A: Yo look macky is over there
B: Why do you call him macky?
A: Because he got mcdonalds eyebrows, aka Monobrow
by MondayToSundayThatsBBK June 27, 2016
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