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monky

a hair animal that swings in branches
by circusclowns September 26, 2019
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MONKY, Adjective: to be monk-like. Also: celibate. Not to be confused with "monkey" (a small to medium sized primate).
DEVOUT CATHOLIC: I really want to be a priest.

BISHOP: Are you monky enough?
by Agnos Morehead August 5, 2006
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Monky

Neea is a monky/
by MajorBowie January 6, 2019
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monky

A word used alongside a picture of a big monkey in memes. The first instance of this was a picture from the 2017 film Kong: Skull Island with a caption of

“OK SO BASICALLY
im monky”
ok... so basically, I’m monky
by Pastaism June 29, 2019
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monky

The hottest sexiest mf you will ever meet. He is oh so caring and so sweet, Monky will make the most out of your life without even trying. When they enter the room, everyone is racing to talk to Monky. They will literally wrestle each other to try to talk to Monky because that's how cool Monky is. They will literally perform arson to talk to Monky because that's how supportive Monky is. If you ever meet a Monky in your life put a ring on it!!!

She say do you love me
I tell her i am monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh who is that hot amazing funny and ripped BEAST?

Person 2: You didn't know? That's Monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh I'm going to talk to Monky.
Person 2: No I'm going first! Back off! I have a taser
Person 1: B*TCH I called him first!! I never liked you.
Person 2: Hah i was only pretending to be your friend anyway.
Person 1: You're lying.
Person 2: You think I actually care about your friendship? I was only friends with you so I seemed more popular so I could talk to Monky.
Person 1: Let's fight.
*Person 1 and 2 aggressively fighting over Monky*
by monkylover March 12, 2021
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Monky Moment

Similar in essence to a Bruh Moment, The Monky Moment comes into effect when one person, usually a Monky, does something commonly accepted as ludicrous or unusual.
Man 1: " ur mom succ me gud and hord thru my jorts"
Man 2: " thats a certified Monky Moment"
by monkyphart July 29, 2020
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monky fucker

1. Some one that has sexual intercourse with monkeys.
2. Also used as an insuly.
1. "That man is a monky fucker!"
2. "Piss off you dirty 'monky fucker'!"
by Chris Clark May 13, 2005
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