monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003

monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.

"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"

by Howboucha December 18, 2003

monkeyshine

Monkeyshine---The activity of black folks when the boss is'nt looking.

OK, knock off this monkeyshine and get back to work!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

moneysquito

a human mosquito,usually female, that sucks money instead of blood.

Dude, who cares that I just got a raise at work, my wife is a moneysquito.

by Jason July 22, 2004

monkeytits

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.

While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."

by Chimay January 15, 2004

monkey suit

A uniform.

Purpose: to create an atmosphere of "uniformity", or, compliance, if you will. E.g. Scrubs: pink = nurses. navy blue = techs (nurses aides, etc), teal green (OMG, surgeons), purple (I, don't know...maybe housekeeping/custodians), let's see, then there is the cafeteria staff.......A monkey suit is a uinform that one wears to work every day. The military does it, sanitary engineers do it...I could go on. Benefit: Does save money on duds.

by trukidlaw August 23, 2009

monkeyshit

an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".

You're face looks like monkeyshit.

by The man is your daddy June 5, 2006