monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.

"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."

by AJ August 12, 2003

MonkeySlap

This monkey slaps everything including his keyboard at a top speed of 130wpm. Most monkeys are primitive normies, but this Abnormal is godly at comedy, guessing countries, selecting leaders and owning dead servers.

MonkeySlap is so good at Countries Hangman!

by nlnjawacky November 8, 2020

monkeybutter

(n.) Any by-product or discharge from any human activity that, while pleasant enough at the time, afterward is in some way less attractive; (adj.) Anything that in retrospect might not have been such a good idea, (Orig. from sticky discharge after sex).

1. You were so hot tonight I'm all slathered in monkeybutter!

2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!

by affidavid April 23, 2006

monkeybutton

Another word for your bum hole, specifically a female one.
During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH

John was licking Mary and started pressing her monkeybutton, she went apeshit.

by Buzzie July 27, 2006

dirty monkey slut

A girl that is dirty, and a slut monkey. A girl that turns tricks on the streets of Saugerties.

Kayleigh, why do you always have to be such a dirty monkey slut? DMS

by Eric Wilsey October 14, 2006

Monkeybutt

An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.

Once you find a Monkeybutt, they will never leave your side.

by Kelephan September 10, 2011

monkeyspunk

The discharge following monkey masturbation

You covered me in monkeyspunk you masturbating monkey

by Figit February 26, 2003