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ass monkeys

when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
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Smells like monkey ass

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.
Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!
by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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Monkey Ass

A stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)
Get cho monkey ass off the computer and do your homework.
by stop it loser March 3, 2009
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monkey ass

One who acts badly or stupid.
I'll whoop yo monkey ass.
by whatever 33 January 23, 2008
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monkey ass

n. stupid fuck
Ima kick yo monkey ass.
by WICKED April 29, 2003
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Monkey ass fart

When you invest every last penny to your name into cryptocurrency and stocks and lose all of it
Yo Andy you a monkey ass fart
by Derb27 November 19, 2021
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