Monkey ass

The chapped ass you get after sweating all day be it at work or in gym.

"Man I've got hella monkey ass"

by gabstrodamus May 13, 2014

Monkey ass fart

When you invest every last penny to your name into cryptocurrency and stocks and lose all of it

Yo Andy you a monkey ass fart

by Derb27 November 19, 2021

monkey ass nigga

Shady dude to the unth degree. Unreliable and fake . Usually lame having no street credit but puts on a front like he's hard. A petty, selfish buzzkill with house nigga genes.

Only a monkey ass nigga would report for jury and make the cut.

by bad_uncle February 25, 2015

monkey ass games

Stupid fucking mind games, foolishness, shadiness - - head games with negative connations.

I'm so sick of you playing monkey ass games with my money.

by MileHighHeaux July 13, 2018

Son of a Monkeys Ass

Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"

Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"

by Elliott.D July 6, 2009

Monkey ass ripper

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.

OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.

by Dooki man May 26, 2021

rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.

I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.

by CMorgan April 25, 2006