A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008
Get the The One, Two Monkey Punch mug.A action used during "doggy-style" anal-sexual intercourse. When a man's penis is in a man or woman's asshole, the man shouts "Donkeypunch!" and when the man/woman turns around he punches him/her in the face causing his/her asshole to tighten making the sexual experiance a lot better for the man Donkeypunching his partner.
by Donkeypuncher5000 June 21, 2006
Get the Donkeypunch mug.Related Words
A variation on the donkey punch in which, instead of merely striking the receiver, the dominant party snaps their neck 180 degrees, severing the spinal cord and causing death spasms -- with the added bonus that, mid-orgasm, they get to see the life fade from their partner's eyes.
by Bob's subconscious June 1, 2010
Get the Ultimate Donkeypunch mug.(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho September 30, 2006
Get the monkey punch mug.by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005
Get the Monkey Punch mug.When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
Get the Monkey Punch mug.When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination.
Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she's about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.
by Leyala July 3, 2010
Get the monkey punch mug.