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monkeywaffle

1. a waffle-making monkey.
2. a person who thinks he's a waffle-making, waffle-eating monkey, or has a semblance to one.
Hey John, your such a monkeywaffle!
Everybody thinks Sue is a monkeywaffle.
by mrb September 8, 2005
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MonkeyMuffin

A plump delicious looking shaved vagina
I nearly drooled thinking about her monkeymuffin
by ChoPPeR 900xl June 3, 2021
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monkeypuss

Moe is monkeypuss.
by Lucifer. Ish January 10, 2018
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Moneymuff

A large unshaven piece of pubic hair that is capable of catching a falling 50 cent piece from a distance of 28 inches.
Man, I lost three 50 cent pieces my grandad gave to me. I’d better check my moneymuff because I always lose things in there.
by Coke Can June 4, 2018
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Monkeypunching

The sexual acting of fully inserting an unpeeled ripe banana into another's orifice, and after complete insertion, reaching in and grabbing the banana in hand, enclosing the hand around the fruit making a fist, and attempting to remove the ripe fruit from the orifice repeatedly, causing the fruit to burst and squish internally in hand against the muscular closure force incurred by the orifice, until the hand is removed with a ruined banana. Metaphorically akin to the water finding trap used on baboons in the Sahara, or raccoon traps used in the American South as described in the novel "Where The Red Fern Grows"
The monkeypunching caused a prolapse that was as sweet as it was ejaculatory.
The monkeypuching did not go as planned, as an unripe banana was used, resulting in hemorrhaging, rather than hemmeroids.
by Profane Virtue July 18, 2024
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Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey

When someone is such a dickhead while playing a game
Me:Uno!
Mom:Your such a Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey!
Me:Wtf bro
by Ares_Is_A_God555 March 30, 2021
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