Reverse Monkey Claw

Masterbating with one arm under you're leg with a reverse grip.

Craig: "lastnight i went to town on myself!" , Park: "oh yeah?" , Craig: "yeah i tried that reverse monkey claw, it was off tap!"

by two7one May 4, 2010

monkeycat

Originated from a Sobe cap in 2001, known as "monkeycat"

My sobe cap said "monkeycat"

by monkeycatDx October 18, 2008

monkeypaws

Another word for Marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc.

"Yoh got the monkeypaws?"
"I got 10$ for a monkeypaw"

by VICKAYBOWW myspace.com/vickieexx April 3, 2008

monkeycowboy

Top man

MonkeyCowboy is a top man. :D

by MonkeyCowboy November 3, 2003

monkeycrow

A guy wearing sweater vests that everyone assumes is gay because he has a life ahead of him...
Of course, getting this from the sweater vest look.
He's not bad looking at all and you secretly want to date him, but so does everyone else.
Thus, monkeycrow.

"Did you see monkeycrow?!"
"Yeah. Only he's worthy of that name."
"He's so sexy!"

by skinnywa February 6, 2010

monkeyllama

A word commonly used to describe the offspring of a monkey and a llama. They swing from trees, spit, have a long neck and a tail, bad teeth, and most monkeyllamas are greyish-brown.

That monkeyllama just spit on me.
Stupid monkeyllama.
Ooooohhhh shitttt, this monkeyllama is my bestfriend, yo!

by Tu Madre (: December 3, 2007

Monkey Claw

Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by.

Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.

John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her"
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!

by Daniel Dub November 10, 2007