monkeytail

Monkeytail beards start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth

Luke: What the heck is that thing on your face!? It looks like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nuts with your teeth.

Wilger: This thing? It's my monkeytail beard!

by howlingmadwilger October 31, 2011

Monkeytache

Spammer of GBA Gunfire

w00t. mt :D

by wudnt j00 lik 2 no lol October 29, 2003

monkeytarium

An area designed specifically for the safe and happy containment of monkeys or other primates.

Hey, that is a fine monkeytorium you have there. Perfect for a class 3 security gibbon.

by ChickenQuest Admin September 19, 2004

Monkeytarp

Female Item covering the Genitalia. Aka; Panties

She looks hot in that thong monkeytarp

by Montana Ross November 11, 2003

Monkeytard

A monkey who is a tard

oi u monkeytard

by William Cheung November 22, 2003

MONKEYTAR

A monkey that defends the water holes in African and is the Santa of water and carry’s an AK47 as seen on YT

The water holes under attack, but monkeytar is her to save the day

by Mkuau February 5, 2019

monkeytard

what you call your buddy when they are acting retarded

joe: *starts screaming and laughing at something*
henry: "shut the fuck up you monkeytard"

by No jews August 27, 2020