Monkey Punch

Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.

Right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.

by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012

Monkey punch

A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand

Shut up or I will monkey punch you

by theeyeofthewolf November 28, 2011

Monkey Punch

Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.

Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.

by PhearMyPhunk September 30, 2006

Monkey-Punch

When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.

Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.

by John Barleycorne December 2, 2010

Monkey Punch

When you run at someone with your arm in a spear like position and you fucking floor them

you write a sentence!

by rat monkey September 30, 2006

The One, Two Monkey Punch

A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.

He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.

by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008

Punch Monkey

Hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly - usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. Also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.

Two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in Canberra Australia. Late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few Rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. The other Punch Monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. Apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.

by ollie twisted May 8, 2010