Monkey Nuts

This is what happens when a man doesn't shower for a days. A crust forms underneath the scrotum, which can be used for spreading on toast, on our grandmothers lips.

Today I reached under my nut sack, and retrived a healthy amount of monkey nut cream.

Monkey Nuts by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

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small testicles.

Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.

monkey nuts by jason biggs June 12, 2002

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Monkey Nuts

The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.

Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!

Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.

Monkey Nuts by A Lovely Shart April 28, 2015

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Monkey Nuts

A book written in 2007 by Vickie Sabin.A murder mystery about Veronica Martin trying to solve the murder of her cherished "grams". Set in California, Missouri and Oregon. Well written, 4 1/2 stars out of 5.

I can't put down this great book, Monkey Nuts.

Monkey Nuts by DKG64113 June 23, 2008