monkey nuts

monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away

dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*

by mi nevets March 03, 2007

Monkey Nuts

Very large, hairy testicles.

Mike has huge monkey nuts.

by Sturcy June 12, 2006

monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.

Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"

by James019 March 23, 2018

monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around

yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour

by spuffymate March 29, 2023

Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021

monkey nuts

tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.

by jason biggs June 13, 2002

Monkey Nuts

This is what happens when a man doesn't shower for a days. A crust forms underneath the scrotum, which can be used for spreading on toast, on our grandmothers lips.

Today I reached under my nut sack, and retrived a healthy amount of monkey nut cream.

by Egon Strangler December 14, 2003