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hot monkey sex

To engage in vigorously steamy sexual intercourse with someone who is not hot but leaves you screaming for more.
I know Lamont's not hot but he sure is good for hot monkey sex.
by AuntyEm October 18, 2006
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Hot Monkey Vagina

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.
Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.
by oscarbaby October 17, 2008
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Hot Monkey Sex

Hot Monkey Sex is when two (or more) people have a very sweaty pillow fight (occurs most often in cuba).
"Nick and Laura! Stop having hot monkey sex in our room!" -Kay
by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno December 13, 2004
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hot monkey sex

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's
by John Smith May 2, 2003
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red hot monkey butt

Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.
Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?
by Jeff Nordberg January 1, 2009
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Hot Monkey Vagina

A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
by OscarOtto October 24, 2008
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Hot Monkey

To throw up a little in your mouth and then swallow it. Sometimes it does not come all the way into your mouth but stays in the back of the throat.

The impulse to hurl, (but held back), resulting in approximately 1-2 teaspoons of vomit juice, quickly swallowed.

It is not, however, the pre-vomit that comes in the first hurls before full on vomit sessions brought on by sickness or over-alcohol consumption.
If I see that zit-cratered, pus-filled whitehead covered face, I'm gonna hot monkey.

"Dude, I went down on my girl last night and she was on the rag"
"Fuck, you just made me hot monkey."
by thedoolaaa April 30, 2019
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