mountitis

The worst possible case for a girl/woman body type. The dreaded fat and flat chested. It seems physically impossible but fat and flat chested females do occur.

I dont know who is ever going to fuck Lisa Piggsworth, that bitch suffers from a serious case of mountitis.

by Lupinve Devine November 12, 2006

Daddys-moneyitis

When one is spoiled beyond recognition.

Did you see that new $600 muscle gun Jack's dad got him? Jack suffers from crippling daddys-moneyitis.

by ArkhamKNIGHT873 January 7, 2022

monicitis

a "disease" made up by a scene fagot who got pretty jealous hen he/she was denied sex to a girl named monica. their only way of getting back at her for not fooling around with them was to make up a ridiculously stupid thing up about her on urban dictionary.

hey i'm a gay scene kid who wants to make fun of someone 8737548x's cooler than me... we'll call it monicitis ;)

by yousuckassssssssssssssforever January 19, 2010

Monditis

A condition in which the subject is extremely hungover and/or sore and/or sick from the previous weekend.

I can't go to school today, Mom, I've come down with a terrible case of monditis.

by Indotoker December 2, 2010

mooititis

An extreme form of fatness as a result of a disease that inhibits the person from resisting food

People who have difficulty seeing their toes have a the condition mooititis i.e: Rosy O'donnel, Roxanne, Chris Farley

If a person finds themselves waking up to eat that person suffers from mooititis.

by celdoublleu February 13, 2010

movieitis

If we want to denote a symptom, a condition, an abnormal tendency, or an uncontrollable urge, then we use the suffix "-itis", (it's from Latin by way of Greek and refers to an inflammation) that we may attach to almost any word we like. Medical terms such as "gastritis" or "phlebitis" are commonplace and literal, and we can make figurative compounds such as "movieitis" or "chocolatitis", which you will find already exist if you Google them.

An avid movie goer or addict could be diagnosed as having a case of "movieitis"

by cdbharley August 20, 2011

Modiitis

A disease affecting communal, right-wing politicians. Symptoms include habitual lying, megalomaniacal tendencies, twisted world-view, awkward public display of affection towards world leaders and lack of conscience/guilt/remorse.

The Indian PM suffers from a virulent form of Modiitis.

by Captain.India October 24, 2017