monzoed

to get anally raped by position of authority for no good reason

Bob: Hey george why so sad?
George: man I just got monzoed by the president
Bob: that sucks

by philfromphilly March 5, 2007

mangoed

mashed, same as mullered and melted

Dude you is way mangoed, you better leave.

by maxtek23 November 7, 2010

MONGED

The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system

A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all

by breny January 18, 2005

mongoid

someone who shows characteristic of a retard and a geek at the same time

dnt put that there you mongoid

by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006

monged

The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.

After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged

by Chris_P May 3, 2005

mongled

to be in a state of complete oblivion and to not care what is going on due to the smoking of numerous zootsspliffs,joints,miggies

bruv i am fuckin mongled cuz

by killa nick May 4, 2008

Ming-Monged

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged

by Karl/S September 21, 2008