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ass mongler

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.
daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world
by daniel attaway January 8, 2003
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Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.
1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."
by nickreaper October 26, 2011
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Manglory

An action that is epic, inspiring, or just plain awesome. Women cannot attain manglory, the best they can hope for is to not die alone.
dude, that story you just wrote, that was manglory.
by Icorious January 23, 2009
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mongore

a dolphin loving creature that lives just outside the swamps in florida. Mongores are infamous for having small dogs who have multiple personalities as companions. mongores typically can tell you exactly where to find any food you may be looking for. the mongore's catchphrase is "mongore hungry!"
woman: can you point me in the direction of a mongore? i need to know where the bogos on ritz crackers are.
man: sure, she's picking everything spicy out of her salsa so she can eat it later, in isle 2.
by bigfo0t October 20, 2012
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Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"
"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"
by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011
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Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.
The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.
by poononymous July 31, 2006
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tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.
by Fin8715 April 7, 2011
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