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fuck money get bitches 

when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).

usually for people that can't get both
Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"

Fuck Money 

Money you get from being a prostitute.
Pers. 1: Your girlfriend's a prostitute?
Me: Yeh but she got that fuck money
Fuck Money by Sovereign K. January 4, 2015

mother fuck money

when an italian manipulates the economy to pay his cows so the whore out a bit more than usual
race does not really matter in this case
keep the n****r babies on the dollup f'n lazy puppet bums!
The red n****r baby cow got gov chibi sorta mother fuck money for his land in hopes his family would have some buttboys. When that failed they tried to murder some of the family thinking they were some really ticket or s/s.

fuck you money 

The exact amount of money required in order to tell an individual or organization to go fuck themselves without facing repercussions.
When I grow up I want to be a shitposter on the internet with 'fuck you money' like Notch.
fuck you money by Phelen February 27, 2017

fuck you money 

any amount of money allowing infinite perpetuation of wealth necessary to maintain a desired lifestyle without needing employment or assistance from anyone.
The 6% guaranteed interest payments from Bill's investments earn him about 12 million dollars per year. His standard of living only requires approximately $4,000,000 per year. He will never need to be employed by anyone. He has "fuck you money".
fuck you money by crimson May 4, 2003

fuck-you money 

An amount of wealth that enables an individual to reject traditional social behavior and niceties of conduct without fear of consequences.
These Bancrofts, thirty-odd descendants of the gargantuan Bostonian Clarence Walker Barron, who bought the paper in 1902, include bankers and writers and equestrians. The more senior among them, it is assumed, detest Rupert Murdoch, just as their parents must have bridled at the former Journal editor Norman Pearlstine's marriage to Nancy Friday, a flamboyant author of sex studies. "But they don't have 'fuck-you money' anymore," a former reporter said of the Bancrofts. "They're nice and rich, but not ungodly so. It matters to the younger generation."
-McGrath, Ben. "News About News." New Yorker. 14 May 2007: 47-48.