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mondayitis

Call it what you want, but "Mondayitis" is a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many individuals feel when starting the Monday morning work week. This feeling is usually enhanced after a large weekend.
Boss: "good morning, looking a little worse for wear whats wrong?"

Worker: "Got a case of Mondayitis"
by Domin8or December 18, 2007
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happy mondays

Bunch of scallies who made a few million quid then pissed it up the wall. Revolutionised indie, rock and dance music in the process. Also introduced ecstasy to the north of England.
"That DJ was a cunt"
"I know, he didn't even have any Happy Mondays"
by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006
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Mondayest

When a day is so trash, it resembles a Monday
Today was the Mondayest Thursday, ever.
by Suciobeats July 5, 2018
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Moldyismyname

>Goes to emas to get kills
>Gets killed and looses his paragon
>Respawns
>Starts malding and goes back to emas but with friends this time
>Gets ganked anyways
>profit
"Damn, i love the moldyismyname grindset
by throwaway219093180598 January 1, 2022
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Mondayitis

Only contractable on a Monday working week, this pandemic has been observed worldwide and syptoms usually include : being mentally and physically unfit, a generall fatigue, failure to ' call in ' .
Boss : " Hey where's joe ? "

Co-Worker : " He's got Mondayitis "
by UsernameAlreadyTaken November 17, 2014
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onii chan mondays

Onii chan mondays is a special holiday in the onii chan world. It celebrates everything about onii chans. Onii chan mondays have foods such as onii sans.
Did you know that ur mom farted very nicely during onii chan mondays? uwu owo uwu
by daddybunkins March 2, 2022
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Mandaeism

Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.

Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.

Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.

Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist

There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!

Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?

Mandaean: Teh truth.
by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008
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