Monocle

CCP's most blatant and obvious attempt to milk the players of their MMO EVE - Online, of their real life money.

The monocle is an in-game vanity item that is only available through a special currency (AUR).
The monocle costs about 12000 AUR, which = 4 PLEX = ~70.00 usd (35.00 per plex).

The monocle has caused insane amounts of uproar and frustration in the EVE Online community, and has found its place in several articles comparing it to the infamous Horse Armour scandal (2.50 usd) which was about 18 times cheaper.

Wow! CCP is charging over 70 usd for an internet monocle
Dude that monocle is 18 times more than the infamous Horse Armour!

Bro we just got monocled by CCP,

by monoclemaster June 22, 2011

Meat Monocle

Similar to Meat Goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over ONE EYE, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.

I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!

by The Big TMG September 25, 2013

Minessota Monocle

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye

Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011

monocle lewinsky

The act of giving a blowjob while wearing a monocle.

Monica gave Bill a monocle lewinsky.

by Monocle Lewinsky July 14, 2014

moncleezy

a nickname for the designer brand moncler which is commonly used by the artist “autumn” or twinuzis

Hey Rino I just got some new Moncleezy for the winter it’s starting to get cold.

by ksmiles September 23, 2020

manclean

Attempting in vain to remove dirt. You just put the breadcrumbs under the carpet, leaving it all as dirty as before.

Example 1

Karl: Dude, I'm sorry, cannot go out tonite, my mom wants me to clean up my room.

Bob: So what? Just manclean it.

Karl: Nice idea bro! I'll be out in five minutes!

Example 2

Single men have no idea of what real cleaning is. They just manclean.

by Big Ruler August 5, 2012

Moncef

Moncef, an arabic name, it means truth and "he who makes difference between good and evil". a kinky man with a good heart, he's a bit awkward, extremely truthful, but all the ladies love him.

Moncef is a great guy, He's like a brother to me

by BronBronCherz September 14, 2020