Moose Munching

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.

So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.

by julio montoya December 27, 2011

munching trade

Sucking dick.

A term started by the gay black and latino community of New York City, in the 80's and early 90's.

I feel like munching trade tonight. or Girl, we dipped into the stairway and I munched his trade.

by ghettogurl1973 August 11, 2011

muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!

"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."

by silkpouch September 26, 2007

Under-carriage munching

A term coined by a cool Aussie chick used to describe when koalas go downtown on each other.

‘Hey Davey, koalas are cute but most of them have Chlamydia. Probably from all their under-carriage munching.’
‘It sounds fucking sickening.’
‘It is fucking sickening Davey, it is.’

by milliesofmelbourne June 20, 2020

Joe Manchin

A guy who is somehow able to singlehandedly sabotage the entire Democratic agenda. That's right. Even when there's no Mitch McConnell, there's a Mitch McConnell. Definitely don't look into who funds him.

Joe Manchin is ruining everything.

by Troi_Baker October 7, 2021

Tim Minchin

Tomithy David Minchin: actor, musician and comedian. His Appearance is that of an Australian version of Clockwork Orange's Alex DeLarge.

Did you hear Tim Minchin singing about canvas bags in his concert last night?

by sir Domfsalot April 4, 2011

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009