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a casual way of asking for one gram of weed
"How much are you buying?"-drug dealer
"I'd like to buy a monogram." -buyer
by KWPHML November 18, 2011
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v: to place one's initials on the body (usually chest) of a girl using her own menstrual fluid. Typically done when the girl does not notify the man that she is on her period.

n: the act of or displaying of such an action
I was fingering Shirley last night and she didn't tell me she was riding the rag. So, I had to monogram her.
by Mark Lawson July 30, 2008
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mormogram

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When an individual gives the address of another individual to the Mormon church and sends "recruiters" to their home.
Trevor: a few Mormons showed up at my door today.

Andrew: good to see you got my Mormogram
by Trevjesus April 25, 2014
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Monogrammar

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A language with 1 grammar rule ➊📜 or the concept of speaking with 1 grammar rule ➊📜. ❗️❓️
Host in a Far Away Land: "This is my buddy Dave. He will show you to your room. Dave is an animal 🐕️ that can only understand monogrammar"

Guest: "What is monogrammar?" 💭 ❗️❓️

Host: "The simple form of language, you use to speak to non-sapient beings, like your pet dogs 🐕️, and them to you"

Guest: "You can speak to your animals 🐕️?" 💭 ❗️❓️

Host: "You cannot?" 💭 ❗️❓️

Guest: 😵 💫

Host: 😵 💫
by 1grammar March 8, 2023
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car monogram

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Made for sorority girls that find their bath mats, clothes, purses and robes were not enough to monogram; and so they put their initials in swirly letters on their car. Basically they want the male sex to know that they are like super cute and their initials look really good in swirly pink letters on their volvo.
becky: " oh my gawd did you see shelly just got herself a car monogram too"

chrissy: " oh my gawd yah I mean shes not even in like a sorority i guess all the cool girls are getting them now"
by ahndrayah August 8, 2009
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monogame

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How people incorrectly spell, "monogamy."
Hey bro, my gf is totally into monogame! Taht is so teh n00bage!
by The All-Seeing Eye June 11, 2008
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Sand moograer(Moo-gray-e-r)
1.Literaly-One who partakes in moograing sand or sand-like substances.
2.Figuritivly-A term used to define dirty sand nigger, sand monkeys, arabs, middleeasterners, sand dwellers.
1. Br**n what are you doing with that bomb!?! Don't be such a sand moograer!
2.J*f*r you are such a sand moograer.
3.Nigga, V*g*l, stop sand moograeing that couch! Damn son.
4.That fewls a definite sand moograer, did you see that pip bomb of his?
5.J*f*r's such a sand mooraer that he tried blowing up our website.
by A guy named Kow September 5, 2008
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