mopedaphile

Anyone over the age of 18 who rides a moped.

I'm scared to let my children walk to school because of the high number of mopedaphiles in the area.

by Th3 Admiral April 5, 2011

Moped

A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.

Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.

I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.

by Emma Frost December 5, 2019

mopedarmy

Army built of only the tuffest moped riders.

the mopedarmy will swarm and destroy

by Bandit June 13, 2003

moped

-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."

by Day January 19, 2006

mooped

(verb): The experience of writing an e-mail to a large group of co-workers, and drawing a reply-to-all that sets out in point-by-point excruciating detail all the errors in your e-mail, and how you are a complete moron, for the entire group to see.

I thought I'd analyzed that issue correctly, but man, did I get mooped!

by 1Platypus March 13, 2013

moled

v. intr. (mol-d) The act of getting brutally punished in an electronic game or in a real life situation by the user "Rodmole", typically accompanied by an unpleasant and/or unsanitary feeling.

"Damn, I hate getting moled. I feel so cheap and dirty afterwards..."

by Kisou March 28, 2008

mopped

getting the fuck beat out of you; usually by a being of african american descent, nonetheless it could be a caucasian doing the mopping....used to describe the beating of an individual. sometimes people jeer comments during a mopping with trifling remarks such as, "mop, mop, mop, miggity mop, mopmopmopmopmop, miggity mop.)

Damn, dee dee nigga, wacked ass nigga got mopped. D'antwon, you c dhat nigga get dha mop.... daaaaamnn nigga got straight mopped.

by mopmanjones2 December 14, 2010