Malena

Malena Is the MOST beautiful person in the universe, she Knows exactly what to say and when to say it, her smile melts you away and makes you smile back 100% of the time. She has the prettiest eyes and an even prettier personality. She knows how to listen and gives good advice. She will always be there when you need her.

Malena Is beautiful.

by I love you Malena February 16, 2021

Alfred Molina

The sexiest creature to ever grace the cosmos, very slightly edging out Willem Dafoe.

Bruh, I accidentally jizzed when I saw a picture of Alfred Molina, the other day. I just can't help it.

by Retrojection September 16, 2020

Molen

A Molen in all respects of the word is a sort of an condemning of an action or circumstance of a given situation. The term derives from the great fall of Molengrad after the sacred army's of Molen where defeated in a campaign that lasted well over a thousand years. The war saw a great loss of life on both sides haunting many generations, but the battle of Molengrad was pivotal to end the war. When the battle was concluded and the corpses settled and rotted, buildings of great history reduced to black sand and ruin, and the red river turned into a bog hellscape. No people of any nation wanted the land, it was a common taboo to even mention such a name. Even in modern times it is considered superstitious to not seek blessing from "Molen" before any kind of confrontation and/or challenge as a sort of omen. Many often use the term to describe turmoil, destruction, plague, death, hardship, poverty, inhumane cruelty, threatening, judicial murder.

Person 1: "May 'Molen' have mercy on first battalion"

Person 2: "Is it that bad"
Person 1 "to the fullest extent"

by Admiral Pringles September 2, 2022

Milena

This name is commonly used for pretty and strange girls. Milena's swore a lot and are really talented, athletic and are hard to get. She's usually shy around people but once you get to know her, you'll likely find her to be really funny and smart. Many guys are dying to be with her and wouldnt want to loose her so they better be loyal. Thats right Milena

"Hey dude you know that new girl Milena ? I wanna hook up with her so bad"
"She's really weird but pretty"

by HandleMe January 7, 2015

Malena

Nicest person you’ll ever meet she would never hurt anyone even the people that hurt her. She is very very emotional and will always have your back she is very talented.

Love you Malena -ur bestie 🐸

by Te amo❤️ May 10, 2019

Milena

Milena is a highly attractive person. She is loving and caring. At first she might seem dark and mysterious, but once you get to know her you'll find her funny, smart and adventurous. She is the best girlfriend a guy can have. She has lots of friends and they lover her because Milena is very social and funny. She loves making new friends. Milena always has one or two close friends and she shares almost everything with them. Milena is the best girlfriend a guy can wish for, she is fun and sexy. She isn't clingy towards her boyfriend. Don't lose her or you'll regret it.

Bob: I'm in love with milena.

by Lilyyyyy765 August 21, 2018

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008