McJob

Any menial, low-paying, unskilled, dead-end job, including (but not limited to) those in the fast food industry, which requires zero creative or intellectual involvement, and whose sole motivation is a paycheck (i.e., no one works a McJob because they like it or care about the work). The employee may also be required to wear a silly and degrading uniform. Examples outside of the food service industry include Wal-Mart greeter and movie ticket clerk.

McJobs are usually filled by teenagers, bored retired people looking for something to do, retards, and struggling single parents in need of a second income.

Turnover is high, but because practically anyone has the skills necessary to perform a McJob, the company can just hire more interchangeable McEmployees off the streets.

The term's allusion to mass-produced fast food implies both the mechanical, unfulfilling nature of the work, and the disposable, interchangeable manner in which the company treats its employees.

We need to expand the skilled job market, not just create more McJobs.

by Greenie December 11, 2003

Mojo Pin

"Mojo Pin" is the first song on Jeff Buckley's 1994 album Grace. It was written by Jeff Buckley and Gary Lucas, and was first introduced on his EP, Live at Sin-é. Buckley stated that the song was about a dream of a black woman. Through a wash of bizarre images, the lyrics convey a feeling of addiction, either to drugs or a person. In Jeff's words, "Sometimes if somebody you feel you need... the whole universe tells you that you have to have her, you start watching her favorite TV shows all night, you start buying her the things she needs, you start drinking her drinks, you start smoking her bad cigarettes, you start picking up her nuances in her voice, you sleep in safe sometimes the most dangerous thing... this is called Mojo Pin." (Astoria, London, UK, 18/01/95)

Mojo Pin is a good song

by CRecords April 28, 2011

Mojo Claw

Mojo Claw is a backwoods brew that makes you “walk a little funny and makes your breath smell funky”. It is referenced in the 1971 song, Ko-Ko Joe written by Jerry Reed.

He eats monkey mean mashed potatoes he drunk a brew called the Mojo Claw. - Jerry Reed, Ko-Ko Joe

by Steve E89 November 24, 2019

Mr. Mojo Risin

Mr. Mojo Risin is a name that singer of the Doors, Jim Morrison, made up and added to the song L.A woman.

if you unscramble "Mr. Mojo Risin", you'll get "Jim Morrison"

You also don't have to think that long to find out that he was actually referring to his own cock.
but this is okay, because it's Jim Morrison.
and Jim Morrison's cock was one of the eight wonders of the world.

Mr. Mojo Risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Risin' risin'
Come on risin' risin'

by jim morrison's bitch January 19, 2011

mcjobless

The position that one is in after losing or not even being able to obtain a mcjob. The most miserable position that one can ever be in.

I have no money, no car, no spouse, no respect, and now I am even mcjobless.

by Enrico Fermi December 26, 2003

Mojo

Mojo is a noun originally used to mean a magic charm or spell or an amulet, often in the form of a small bag containing magic items worn by adherents of hoodoo or voodoo, or it could mean a quality or some ability that brings good luck or helps you be good at something. Originally from the US and associated with the music and dance culture, it has entered the English language and has also taken on an additional meaning of personal confidence and charisma with regard to sexual relationships. The word Mojo itself probably derives from African-American language where it refers to a personal talisman or witchcraft charm, and is itself derived from the word Moco used by the Gullah people meaning witchcraft or possibly from the Fula word moco’o meaning medicine man.

The word mojo first received widespread exposure in the song “Got My Mojo Working” which was written by Preston Foster.

by AKACroatalin December 5, 2016

Mojoyin

A lady who is the life of the party. Having her in your life is the best choice you ever made (except she breaks your heart).

She’s crazy, weird, imaginative and plain nuts! But all the while still cute, adorable and just loves being babied.

She can be indecisive but that’s just because she’s passionate about a lot of things. Her creative nature means she’s not suited for a 9-5. She’s made for interactive sessions, communicating with new people and just experiencing new things.

Talking to her is never boring cause she brings up the weirdest topics and her mind is turning 100 miles per minute.

She’s a lover girl! Don’t be fooled by the font she puts up... when she’s in love, it’s the best thing ever. She just wants to be babied by you and spend random moments with you. But the other 80 percent of the time (when she’s not in love), she’s a flirt(and quite accomplished at it). She’s more of an extrovert than an introvert but still manages to maintain a balance.

You’ll never get bored with a Mojoyin cause it’ll be a roller coaster ride !!!

Can you please try and be like Mojoyin for today?

Meeting Mojoyin is the best thing that ever happened to me !

I need a Mojoyin in my life !

by Lope June 20, 2019