Patrolling the Mojave

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

Mojarra

: An undocumented immigrant
: paisa that thinks he’s legal but he’s actually mojara.

Hey you know Alberto? “That mojarra from down the street?” Yea what about him?

by Chavy-T December 7, 2018

Modafinil alarm clock

Modafinil alarm clock is when you take 200mg of Modafinil the morning before, like around 8am. Then the main effects lasts 12 hours. You stay awake and alert. Then there's about 100mg left in your body at 8pm. You go to sleep at midnight, and instead of usually waking up at 8pm, you wake up at 5am feeling refreshed. Basically, you wake up earlier and only sleep 5 hours. Then 8 hours the next day. Then 11 hours the next day (to catch up on sleep) then back to 8 hours. If you try another Modafinil the next week, you will only sleep 5 hours the first night.

Another way Modafinil alarm clock can work is by setting up an alarm to wake up an hour before the time you want. Let's say you slept at midnight and need to wake up at 6am to get ready to leave at 8am. You set the alarm clock for 5am. You wake up groggy, drink water from a water bottle and take 200mg of Modafinil. You go back to sleep. You wake up at 5:30am or 6:00am feeling alert, refreshed, and energized. You brush your teeth, make breakfast, put on clothes, take medication (if it applies), and skip the coffee and grab some stuff and then leave and buy a soda. Modafinil is the coffee of the future!

I woke up at 8am. I took 200mg Modafinil yesterday. I stayed up during the day awake and alert and energized. I slept 5 hours and woke up at 5am feeling refreshed and energized. Taking Modafinil is better than drinking loads of coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

I woke up to my alarm clock all groggy at 5am. I took 200mg of Modafinil. I went to bed and woke up at 6am alert, awake, and energized. This is better than caffeine. I don't need crappy no good coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 11, 2022

majdah

Loving considerate woman who helps other people.she is also pretty.

''She is majdah , loving and considerate she also helps others and she's pretty wow!"

by Loveislanderari December 25, 2016

Modaring

sleeping for several continuous days, even through natural disasters

F: What have you been doing over the weekend?

M: I’ve been Modaring the whole time!

by IVUL February 3, 2020

Modasser

The cutest human being out there. He loves and cares for people out of the goodness of his heart. Really knows how to cheer people up. Makes really bad dad jokes but his looks make up for it. He always feels like home when you’re with him and knows how to comfort you when you feel lost. Best person to know out there. Modassers are one of a kind!!

Person 1: “Who is that cutie over there?”
Person 2: “That’s Modasser, duh.”

by pizzalover4501 May 4, 2020

mojax

A word used to describe any person, place or situation that appears to be mixed up or crazy. Can also be used in place of bullshit as a generic term of abuse, with no very specific literal meaning.

"That girl is mojax!"



"Ah mojax!"

by Mathieu R. March 17, 2008