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moistinestness

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.
by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022
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Mosteresteresteresteresteresterest

It is the extreme most that wins any and every debate on who do what most.
I love Gage mosteresteresteresteresteresterest.
by Eevea2623 June 16, 2018
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moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.
Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.
by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017
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Moisterbate

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
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MOSTERST

I love you MOSTERST
by Olivers Prince November 21, 2018
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Mosterest

being greater then most.
I LOVE AMANDA THE MOSTEREST!!!! TI AMO AMANDA!!!!!!!
by ILLBUrRomeo September 4, 2005
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misteress

A man other than her husband with whom a married woman has an ongoing sexual relationship.
Damn girl, you married and still got friends with benefits!
Yeah, I've got a few misteresses.
by Dr. L1 April 24, 2008
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