Moistache

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners upper lip after felatio in a mustache like fashion.

Kayleigh said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a moistache.

by Sarkyninja August 29, 2013

Mooseback

A slur used to describe a Canadian illegally crossing the American border.

We don’t want no moosebacks in our country! They’re taking out jerbs.

by IcyOtter January 8, 2023

Old Mossback

A legendary and giant snapping turtle in Waltham, Massachusetts.

Holy shit "Old Mossback" is huge

by taylez April 9, 2008

moistache

What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.

"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"

"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"

by supertrooperdude_69 January 20, 2010

Moistache

The residue that is left on an upper lip after performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, I just that stupid hot girl from work out on a date and she gave me a moistache!

by Elmore0394 April 1, 2019

Moistache

Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.

Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

mossback

a very conservative or reactionary person, especially one with old fashioned beliefs or values

I don't need to listen to an old mossback to know that things are messed up.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2011