ass mongler

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.

daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world

by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

moogler

1. To borrow something unbelievably awesome which is hard to find

2. To tame or benefit from a 'moogle' expertly (creature in final fantasy)

James always finds cool stuff, he is such a moogler.

Kim you moogler, I wish I found that. (affectionate)

by JimJam2256 November 20, 2011

Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.

He is such a tit mongler.

by Fin8715 April 7, 2011

mogglerised

The state of being paralysed from the scalp up by over exposure to uhu glue.

He's had it nurse, totally mogglerised.

by cactuscat September 17, 2006