Moffie

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology

Someone who is scared/chicken

Yah you're a moffie. Don't want to joll with us

by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021

Moffie cake

A guy who wears tight jeans and sticks his chest out and has a small dick.

Uzair is such a moffie cake.

by R.S. A June 20, 2020

moffie

When a very masculine, stright guy has a crush on another stright guy. It is usually said in a joking manner, but the use of this word most often sends the two men into a state of denial, anger, and indignity. Which, I might add, is rather fun to watch.

"Hey David? What were you and Tyler doin' over there? If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a bit moffie for him, David."

"What?...No!...We were just...(general male stammering and muttering)...Were not!..."

by That Girl... October 21, 2004

moffited

Getting stuck in a conversation that lasts ten times longer than it should.

I just got moffited by Larry from Accounting regarding my expense report.

by iamnottomgreen2 May 6, 2014