cockknocker

1. Person who can not do anything right (see Fuckup) 2. Masterbator (see Jerkoff)

1. Get it together you cockknocker! 2. I don't like Bob, he's a real cockknocker.

by Hepcat January 24, 2003

cockknocker

One who engages in the act of touching his penis to another man's penis in a "knocking" fashion.

I know for sure that Bob is a cockknocker because I witnessed him slapping another man's penis with his own.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

cockknocker

One who engages in the act of knocking cocks

Mike is a cockknocker

by Serial Killer Man January 30, 2004

Snaggletooth McKnockers

A snaggletoothed homo muhfuckin bee-otch dat got sum big ass tittiez that they don't even make a bra size for

goddamn! look at ole snaggletooth mcknockers oer der. fuck dat shit gots ta fuckin bomb afghanistan wit dose boobiez

by Steve October 29, 2004

Cockknocker

Someone who likes to be smacked with a cock in the face

"Come on Thomas slam that cock on my chin!" "your such a nasty cockknocker"

by IFGODWASONEOFUS February 1, 2015