Mobster in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th US President as many of his closest associates wind up in Federal Custody.

Yes of course I voted for the Mobster in Chief, he is a talented and powerful business tycoon who is ideally prepared to negotiate deals around the world!

by Dr Bunnygirl February 16, 2019

moist docking

When two men conduct the act of docking while having their penis's inserted inside of the same papaya (Origin: Dominican Republic).

"Me and my boy Pablo found some papayas on sale and decided to do some moist docking on a budget! These streets are hard out here, Son!"

by The Dock Master October 26, 2015

keep it moist

a conversation ender like good day or goodbye
means keep it real or have a nice day

ryan: alright im rollin out
josh: aight man keep it moist

by Ryan T and Josh I December 7, 2007

Moistcr1tikal

Another name for Jesus.

Moistcr1tikal: Woooooooo- yeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for! That's what it's all about. Wohoooo!

by Neutral0id December 7, 2021

moist on

When a womans pussy gets wet and lubricated from sexual excitement.

Michele gets a moist on everytime she fondles a male stripper.

by Iknowthetruth June 29, 2005

moistoe

Moistoe, a very hot, funny, inspirational tiktoker who makes the best content.

“ Moistoe is my favorite mutual! “

by wipuo June 25, 2021

moist cabbage

The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.

Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.

Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.

by Troutman44 December 26, 2016