malparkage

Parking badly
Parking in a place where it does not belong.

"My neighbourhood is full of malparkage."

by Kris H. December 10, 2003

Mbapaypal

This bald 5'10 is known for making 700000000000000000$ a second, and rejecting Real Madrid for cash. He also owns Paris Saint Germain. And he is the fastest man alive. Born in Paris, Mbapaypal has his lovely parents, Fayza Lamari, Wilfried Mbapaypal. He also has a younger brother (Ethan Mbapaypal). As of now, you can find Mbapaypal on the streets of Paris threating to send Pionel Pessi to Salford FC.

"Hey, I rejected an offer from McDonalds to stay at walmart because i'm making more money. And I get to own a partial part of McDonalds. I know I said I would go to Walmart but I love money."

"Ewwww. Your such an Mbapaypal."

by Pionel Pessi August 27, 2022

Mapathy

(n.) map-uh-thee (often expressed as, "How the hell did you know I was there?!") is a state of indifference to the same old maps one has been playing for the last several months. The Mapathetic individual no longer derives pleasure from blowing up people hiding in the cockpit or on top of the crane. More than 20 million people may be at risk for Mapathy.

*see Modern Warfare 2

"Dude I've been playing mw2 everyday for the past couple months and I'm suffering from severe mapathy."

Guy1: "Holy crap these call of duty maps suck hardcore!"
Guy2: "Calm down man, everyone hates them. It's called mapathy"

by Shrimpanzee March 9, 2010

mapatasi

Aussie slang for the female genital area.

Contraction of "Map of Tasmania", Tasmania is a triangular shaped island south of Melbourne, which roughly equates to the shape of a hairy 70s style muff.

"Bloody Hell, Bruce. That Sheila's Mapatsi is hairier than a bear-trapper's hat."

by Noldone August 7, 2003

Malpassed

To become drunk beyond ones ability to think,walk, speak clearly, and do basically anything remotely normal is referred to as getting "Malpassed" It originated from Cole Malpass, an avid drinker who knew no limits.

I got totally Malpassed last night

by Lazy lary November 15, 2010

Miapapz

The updated definition. Yes, most of those things I said were true about me like how I love to have fun, party, how I can come off as a sex-appeal especially to the opposite sex, beautiful, stunning, sexy, etc. One thing I will say is that I am not an Italian sexy bitch. Calling myself a bitch just because I thought it was cool was honestly me discriminating myself. I thought I was being bad and sexy when I wasn’t at all. I had a facade of fake confidence to keep my head held high. I was so afraid to get close to anyone even though I wanted to. A lot of people thought I was very aloof and standoffish when others might’ve seen my bubbly side. I’m so much more than what I said I was. I was immature when I wrote that first definition of Miapapz and I didn’t know how to respect myself in 2019. I was angry inside as I felt I needed for people to see me a certain way to validate me. I had to learn things the hard way. I truthfully became a very intelligent and strong person overtime. I got out of very toxic friendships and situations that really took a toll on me, my time, and energy. It made me the person I am today. I also apologize for when I said I’m not just a basic white bitch. That was rude. Back then, I didn’t know what bull was going on in my head when I said that. One thing that transformed me was definitely God himself. I am thankful for every moment.

Person 1: Wow..!

Person 2: Ever since quarantine has happened, Miapapz has transformed so much!!

by OfficialMiapapz June 2, 2021

mapache

Mapache is the Spanish term for racoon. The word mapache comes from the Aztec word for thief or stealing (mapachoa). Sometimes it is used to address someone who is not trustworthy.

In northern Mexico, mostly in Hermosillo and Chihuahua, it is also used as a derogatory term for black people. This is very racist... don't do it. The rest of Mexico and Latin America never uses the term that way.

A mapache came in at night and ate our leftovers.
That freaking mapache stole my wallet!

by mayito_sbl June 29, 2016