Mjolo

Mjolo is the south african way of saying you're in a dating relationship

Cheeseboy: Are u gonna get in Mjolo
Me: Mjolo??? That shit is not for me

by Shelovesbabyyydiorr on SoundCl July 11, 2021

Mjolnir

A class of armor or powered-armor in the sci-fi games Marathon and Halo, produced by Bungie Studios.

When in his mjolnir armor, John could flip a 66 ton tank with ease.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

mjom

Acronym for "Making Jack Off Motion". Normally used in IM Conversations. Although there are many variations, the common usage of skepticism is illustrated in the following example:

She said she had to wash her hair that night. Ya *MJOM*, whatever bitch.

by Jumar April 9, 2005

mjoannegab

a fucking stupid ass bitch that cant crp, she likes to draw a lot and play mha roleplay on roblox grrr. she is very stupid grr.... 😀😀😀😀😼😼😼😼😔😔😔😍✨❤️😔✨😔❤️😔

YOU : OH LOOK ITS A STUPID ASS BITCH!!!!
ME : YOU MEAN MJOANNEGAB?

by MJOANNEGAB September 15, 2020

Mjoloship

Mjoloship is when your are dating a person even thought you don't love them, but you don't want to be single

Seke:did you hear about Mivuyo?
Rea:yha she is in a mjoloship

by Ugh.relationships November 25, 2021

Mjolnir Slam

A burn or insult in its most harsh aspect. Reserved and used for making fun of and/or reprimanding anyone who deserves such a remark (i.e: pedophiles...) Can also be used as a threat. Used as a noun or verb. Also see Mjolnir}

a) You're dating a 14 year old and you're 18??? I'm going to mjolnir slam your ass.

b) That was such an mjolnir slam that you should just leave, don't even try to retaliate.

c) You seem to be in need of an mjolnir slam, son.

by ironchoad November 10, 2008

Mjolnir

A substitute for any word pertaining to anything offensive; can be used in any form (i.e: adj, verb, noun...). Most often used to insult someone or something.
Most versatile word in the urban english language. Also see Mjolnir Slam

a) While you thought I was at Matt's house, I was most definately mjolniring your mother.

b) Wow Josh, you're such an mjolnir.

c) I was driving other day and some guy tried to cut me off. It was such an automotive mjolnir.

d) That was a harsh mjolnir Josh, you shouldn't even try to make a comeback to that.

e) I just dropped the largest mjolnir in the toilet, that's why I was in the bathroom for so long.

by ironchoad November 4, 2006