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Mitra

A brilliant, talented human being. Breathes life into the lifeless. Often underestimates their abilities.
Mitra always lifts my spirits!
by SimonDarrow July 21, 2009
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Dart Mirage

A misjudgment due to the shadows from crappy bar lighting, where one believes they scored on an intended target, but actually missed.
I thought I had closed out 15, but alas I was fooled by a dart mirage.
by lgcivttu July 15, 2010
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Mirage Effect

The Mirage Effect occurs when you see a female with a Phat ass and the ass alone makes you think that the female is attractive but she is actually not.
Damon: Wow that girl has a phat ass and is hot too!
Matthew: Dude, she isn't even hot, it's just the Mirage Effect taking place.
by ImSveedish March 17, 2019
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wank mirage

When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.
"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
by Richard Torrance April 2, 2008
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Pulling A Mirage

Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.
We can’t hang out with Michael anymore, he’s toxic because he’s Pulling A Mirage
by pleaseshutupreese June 12, 2020
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Mirage

n.

1. An illusory, hormone induced state of matrimony between two people caused by the bending or distortion of neural activity within the brain

2. An effect that is sometimes seen on water, in the desert, or over a hot hood of a car, where objects viewed often become inverted

3. Ultimately, a whimsical, short lived flight of fancy that vanishes into thin air leaving nothing but a lasting memory and monthly court ordered support
Bob: “I thought you weren’t big on marriage.”

Ethan: “Mirage.”

Bob: “What?”

Ethan: “Not marriage. IMirage/I. It’s a state of mind. Sort of makes it almost tolerable.”

Bob: “Go fuck yourself.”
by Gary from Cotati October 8, 2009
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Mittagong

A small town located 110km south-west of Sydney, Australia. Home of the late Sir Donald Bradman. Home to hundreds of thugging, ganging youths that smoke ice and will threaten you if alone. Also a tourist trap.
Woman: Where are you from, young man?
You: Mittagong, south of Sydney
Woman: Isn't that the place where I was mugged at gunpoint?
You: Most likely.
by dr_habib April 9, 2011
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