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missue

an issue or problem that a man expresses, usually to his girlfriend
He's got a missue about me going out with the girls tonight.
by Littles January 14, 2007
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Missus

The woman upon whom a guy is whipped upon. Dating, married or not.
Jimbo: don't dog the boys for the missus
Mikey: she's not my missus boys
by BanterMemeKing May 18, 2017
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Missus

Word used on the internet, meaning his/your girlfriend. Used when you know each other better than a first-time date.
My missus is so hetal.
by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015
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Travel Missus

When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.
"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
by Travelboi October 2, 2014
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Dave’s missus

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t
She is such a Dave’s missus
by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023
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Stealth Missue

When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.
John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.

Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!
by Chocoboi March 22, 2020
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Work Missus

A work missus is a girl at the office who you would like to get jiggy with and you have told your co-workers about these feelings. After which she is then allocated as your work missus and no other co-workers should be approaching her in predatory or flirtatious manner.

Any breach of this policy can cause conflict in the office hence the need for a strictly enforced work missus system. Harbouring feelings for another man's work missus is known as having a secret work missus and can not be discussed.
John, "Louise, is looking fine today, I would like to get my hands on her". "Sorry John she is Richard's work missus, you will have to find another".
by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016
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