Guided Missiles

1.Signature sound of the game Microman, a powerup
2.Missiles that have a homing device or controls to guide them to a target

1.<chorus> Guided Missiles!!
2.I launched guided missiles at my neighbor's dog

by BlackAttack(TheAfricanAssault) June 3, 2003

Guided Missiles

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals

Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.

by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003

scud missiles

A plastic bag filled with human excrement thrown out of a window. Common in undeveloped nations where toliets in houses are rare.

Scud missiles, everybody duck!!

by Timothy J. Tucker March 22, 2009

thud missiles

rockets that go thud in the night. Has-bola shit's thud on middle-east

alieboba shot 70 thud missiles at high-faa most went thud. bay-rooties should put BC BUD in thud missiles then all be friends blow horn.

by itichie_nocanpo July 16, 2006

Hypersonic Missiles

Yeah, I saw those. Those were fuckin sick! I like the sound they make when the zip off like that. Sounds super futuristic. Pretty cool. Make sure you click that Dead Hand on or... I assume that's something you'd leave on but still...

Hym "Yeah those Hypersonic missiles were dope."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

The missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

In any given moment of time, the missile most likely knows which of the following?

A) Where it is
B) Where it isn't
C) Where it was
D) Where it wasn't

by QWERTY mnbvcxz September 19, 2019