Mio

A badass bitch who always gets what she wants. ISTP personified -- she has no regard for human life and will drop your ass with no hesitation if she isn't living up to your standards. Curves unwanted conversations and unattractive boys better than MLB pitchers throwing baseballs, and does it with the precision and finesse of performing brain surgery.

May be secretly attracted to dad bods and deep voices, and consumes ice cream with the ferocity and determination of a rabid hyena.
How did Mio manage to eat three tubs of ice cream?

Through sheer force of will.

"The girl I was talking with at the table just walked up and left without warning."

"That sucks. She must have been a Mio."

MIO MIO MIO I made it out of clay
by Changlish December 03, 2020
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Moms, Incest, (and) Older sisters
Guy 1: "Hmm, I'm so into.. MIOs lately"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "Moms, Incest and Older sisters ofc :D"
Guy 2: "DUDE, YOU SICK BASTARD."


by Noel4784 August 22, 2008
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Mio is a little cat, from the french Cartoon Mio & Mao. Often used if you have a kitten, who sounds funny.
"Mio, why do you have to make such noise?" - "Mio Mao Mio Mao La la la la la"
by suddenlyisee November 13, 2007
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Really potent/ concentrated drink mix that comes in a cute little silver bottle. Drink it straight up if your bad, take the strawberry watermelon one and squeeze it all over the school so it looks like someone was murdered if your badder. Comes in flavors such as Peach tea and Berry Pomegranite. Works better than Crystal Light
Carl: Yo check it out dude that kids drinking mio straight out of the bottle!

Dave: Ew dude! Hey lets squirt red mio all over the water fountain so no one will drink from it! hahahah!
by tratralalllala January 19, 2012
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By far the COOLEST person you'll ever meet. Like if ur not mutuals with him ur missing out fr🙄👎🏼😈😒. He's v funny ig, pretty ig, weird(but in a cool way ofc)ig, ig ig ig ig. So uh yea
Uglymio just followed me back on tik tok😫
by Itsnovaistg May 05, 2021
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Mio is the greatest thing ever put on this earth. She is the cutest, prettiest, most sweet, kind, and caring person you will ever meet. Mio makes you want to kiss and lick her face because she is so adorable.
by Ilovejamesbond007 November 28, 2021
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Wow, that mio looks really tasty!
by Averysoftrock February 16, 2021
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