Minnetonka high school

A very prestigious high school that has focused students that love their drinking and sex every weekend.

I went to Minnetonka high school.

by Dancingswan June 24, 2011

Minnetonka high school

Minnetonka high school was founded in 1952 and quickly became the best Minneapolis suburb public school. We are skippers; smart, kind, innovative, polite, popular, excellent, and sophisticated. Not only do we have a coffee shop in our school, we also bought iPads for students and teachers. Plus we have the best theatre in the area. So Edina can suck it and stuff their faces with cake....cake eaters.

Edina may have cake but we have the lake!

Minnetonka High school is superior to all; Potkins, E.D.I.N.A., and the Trojans

by RaggedyAnn October 14, 2012

Minnetonka

Western suburb of Minneapolis, MN of approximately 50,000 residents. The high school is notorious for being conservative, disrespectful, filthy rich and, of course, almost completely caucasian. Although some of this is true, it is no worse than the majority of the nearby suburbs, especially Wayzata.

Minnetonka's state champ football team is the best team money can buy.

by Skipper December 25, 2004

Minnechaug

A regional high school in Wilbraham, MA. Known for being amazing at sports. Very rich kids attend this school. They are all either potheads or jocks. The girls dress up everyday. The boys are "lax bros".

I used to go to minnechaug, but then i realized I wasnt good at sports

by chauger May 5, 2011

Minnetonka Muskie Lunge

sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.

Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.

by Geo X. November 19, 2007

Minnetonka

Minnetonka is a suburb of Minneapolis, MN. It is a renowned school district with the high school being the best musical theatre school in the state. It is a mostly caucasian area but is petty beast!!

I saw this musical the other day at Minnetonka! It was better than Broadway!

by Dancermcm January 1, 2010

Minnetonka

Minnetonka is a city in the Minneapolis Area in Minnesota. Tonka for short, this place kicks ass! All the hot girls and guys go to thier highschool, and its a pretty wealthy area. Mostly white people, other races can stand out at thier schools. Edina sucks compared to tonka, and Eden Prarie looks like a school of gang bangers compared to Tonka. Wayzatas ok.... ehhh nothing special! No hot guys! Minnetonka is known for being the best school in the state of Minnesota, with students that are all geniuses and an average grade point there is a 3.9! It rules! suck it bitches

ex. Minnetonka is soo awesome!
ex. Man, i wish i went to Minnetonka, they have everything! including a coffee shop in thier school! Caribou coffee you mofos

by Missbigassbootychickaflick August 18, 2011