minge monge

A hairy vagina, often used to insult somone.

Oh, James, you are such a minge monge. Mainly used byChavs in the UK

by Pseudonymus Wretch March 04, 2014

Ming mong

A word derived from Minging.

Eugh, that fish is Ming Mong!

by Jennehpie December 10, 2006

ming mong

1. Hard core fans of something, usually a TV show or movie, who are resistant to change or modernization.

2. Obsessive fans (of a TV show of movie) who criticize and complain about all aspects of the production.

Joe is a ming mong because he posts on message boards about RTD's gay agenda.

by Joseph F April 09, 2008

ming mong

Virgin Mobile's new con to get people sending lots of MMS's messages. The shit in the ad is enough to annoy anyone and make then wanna never go with Virgin

I was ming monging and after 4 messages, i had no credit left why is MMS so expensive?

by terry get out May 09, 2004

Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.

IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.

by Ming Mong Handler December 18, 2007

ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.

"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong

by TRCTomcat September 04, 2009

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

by marshall banana June 12, 2004