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Mindsterbating

The act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pronography.
Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?

Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.

Friend 1- You're pathetic.
by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011
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mindster

absolut brainiac, combining clever & smart and some reason to change things like he wants.
with tricky and down-to-earth mind he explains to simple- as like as well-minded.
You got it all figured out, do you? -
Well, you got to use your mind. -
You're a true mindster, indeed.
by mindster1 April 12, 2011
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Mindmate

For instances between friends when you find someone whose brain works so similar to yours that it is as if you share a brain.

Symptoms include:

Speaking in unison without intention.
Thinking of the same thing at the same time.
Telepathic communication.
Two people are walking down the side of the road when they pass Julia Roberts.

they both say: "I've heard she's a cunt..."

One says. "We are such mindmates!"
by Zatch Mud April 23, 2011
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Mindsterbation

When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.
Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?

John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.

Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?

John: Yup.
by A pro mindsterbator August 11, 2010
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Mixmaster

V.
The action done when switching from anal sex to vaginal sex and back to anal sex again. This is done to avoid dry anal sex, by using the pussyjuice as lubricant.
Anders where banging the young Swedish girl in the ass. He felt it started to get dry, and quickly did the mixmaster move while making a high pitch engine sound "wiirr wirr".
by BeefCake84 December 20, 2008
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min3mast3r

min3mast3r is a hot very sexual dude but likes to talk to people on minecraft wii u, mainly 7 year olds
omg he is a min3mast3r he wants to fuck a child
by min3mast3r July 18, 2022
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Mixmaster

The terrifying, curvy, 3-5 lanes, exit only, no crossing over, always traffic-jammed intersection of Interstate 84 and Route 8, located in scenic Waterbury, Connecticut.
Dude, I almost got killed merging on the Mixmaster last night!
by Waterbarbarian June 18, 2004
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