melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Milated

Named for the Australian serial killer Ivan Milat, who killed 7 hitchikers. When you accept a lift from someone and you are unsure of where you are going. You may get murdered and buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the bush/forest.

The Sitch was hitching along the highway, when Anthony pulled up in a skin peeler wagon and offered him a lift. After several miles Sitch was sure he was going to get Milated.

by Bigdogaloggle April 11, 2011

Your tits just got milked

A reaction to a funny or good insult

Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"

by IDFWU BITCH April 20, 2015

Melted Bible

A bible that has had so many nuts busted into itthat it has melted the pages into each other

She said she was a Christian so I gave her my "Melted Bible" which could no longer be opened to Mathew 11:28

by Kim Jong Dos Santos October 18, 2019

Melted

A word typically used by gamers to describe the act of destroying the enemy ruthlessly.

player 1: did you see that other player? he just eliminated the entire enemy team!

player 2: i know dude, he totally melted them!

by dirtgore September 17, 2019

melted candle

an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.

"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"

by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009

Miltenberg

There is this little town on the Main River located in the region of Franconia Germany, That is called Miltenberg. The locals refer to it as the "Pearl of the Main." It's pretty, it's romantic & well known for it's local beer called "Fist Beer" (Faust Bier) Plus; It's done up in the old Bavarian style called Fachwerk. (pronounced Fock -Verk) Every year they throw a hoe-down called the Michaelismesse. A local 2 week party in the end of August that is similar to a U.S. state or county fair just done German style.

Franconia Miltenberg

by Americangoneabroad December 15, 2010