A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!
Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
by my name is my name duh. November 22, 2021
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Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.
Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.
by Rick aka Flames December 28, 2007
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A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.
Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”
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Get the millipeter mug.The unit for measuring swag. One thousand millibitches, or one bitch, refers to the amount of swag required to coerce a hot chick into sleeping with you based solely on your swag. Hence, if you have one bitch of swag, you can get one bitch to sleep with you.
There were three girls at the bar tonight; fortunately, I have about three bitches worth of swag.
Person A: "So how much swag do you think he has?"
Person B: "I'd say about eight hundred millibitches."
Person A: "Wait, he got that hot chick's number. He must have an entire bitch's worth."
Person A: "So how much swag do you think he has?"
Person B: "I'd say about eight hundred millibitches."
Person A: "Wait, he got that hot chick's number. He must have an entire bitch's worth."
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"She literally used the word "literally"Milliterally in a sentence."
"You mean she used it figuratively, don't you?
"Who the hell knows?"
"You mean she used it figuratively, don't you?
"Who the hell knows?"
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