militelloism

The inability to recognize irony when implementing the word "troll".

He flapped his lips for 2 hours, yet he was oblivious to his militelloism.

by SingularityDensity February 15, 2014

milifag

Someone who drones on and on about how they would love to fight for their country and join the military who, in reality, is a huge pussy and wouldn't do shit. They frequently post pictures of themselves in their airsoft gear to try to make themselves look cool.

For some reason they also love posting pictures of women in the military. Maybe they think actual women share their same interests? I haven't done enough research.

They also can't stop posting memes that consist of people in military uniforms/gear either 1: wearing too much equipment that it looks comical or 2: doing something that you wouldn't expect like petting kittens. Also known as being gay. They tend to become school shooters once they get older.

Below is a milifag training for their dream.

"This server is full of a bunch of milifags."

by stop taking taxpayer money September 25, 2018

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

by Michellers February 23, 2009

Midlife Crisis

The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.

Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.

by maxaddicted August 30, 2010

milfiest

Something that is the most milfy; Having the characteristics of a MILF such that it stands above all other MILFs.

That porn is the milfiest I have ever seen, so much so that I didn't even have to use lotion!

by Dr. Balls May 4, 2005

tomo milicevic

Awesome man and an American musician. He is the lead guitarist of the alternative rock band Thirty Seconds to Mars.

A: Did you hear about Tomo Milicevic ?
B: Yeah, he is an awesome guitarist.

by Echelon_Lucy April 15, 2014

mylifeisaverage

A website where Harry Potter fans, Waldo finders, Walmart fanatics, and average people go to see what's happening with their average comrades. The website has changed "average" from "normal" to "crazy awesome."

Quoted from mylifeisaverage:
"Today, I was drinking out of a cup with a straw. As I went for a sip, the straw went to the other side of the cup, so I decided to not use it. I went to take a regular sip, when the straw swung back around poked me in the eye. I'm sorry I offended you, Straw. MLIA."

"Today I visted my mom in her office at my school. Her boss' door was shut and had a sign on it that said "Do not enter or clean." I jokinly asked whose body was stashed in there. She looked at me with a concerned expression and asked if I could smell anything. I'm now slightly concerned. MLIA"

by Katffro April 14, 2010