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Sub 5 miler

A person who can run a mile under 5 minutes (usually referring to on a track). This person, if male, is pretty cool. However, if a girl can run sub 5 for a mile then they are basically the coolest person in the world. Imagine maintaining one minute and 14 seconds in the blistering sun for four freakin laps around a boring, oval track. Yeah, we are just THAT cool.
Dude, that sub 5 miler is a boss! Yeah, and her Nike Zoom Victories are sick!!!!!
by thebagelshop March 16, 2010
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20 miler

A 20 miler is a girl who is so fucking hot that you would drag your balls through 20 miles of broken glass just to smell the exhaust from the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.
by tdogizzlenizzle April 7, 2011
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Fredy Miler

A slovenian singer and electro-boogie master, who is loved by many for his one-eyebrowed expression, and very lame video "Vedno si sanjala njéga", translated You always dreamt him.
dude, did u see Fredy Miler in Cljub yesterday?!
yeah dude! he was all like electro-boogie-one-eyebrow and shit!
by DreamOfXX February 8, 2005
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green miler

type of pornstar usually black who is incredibly muscular and hung like a horse. taking no nonsense in porn by just coming straight in naked and getting on with it.
by bobdave August 22, 2005
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Million Miler

The act of abandoning a hot dog bun with ketchup in it after you notice that all hot dogs on the roller grill are marked "still cooking".
I stopped at the Pilot, grabbed a bun, put some ketchup in the bun and noticed all the hot dogs were still cooking. I left that bun right on the counter next to the roller grill and on my way out I shouted " Enjoy the million miler"!
by woofus70 September 26, 2022
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Friggen Huar Mier

noun: for when some really special kid repetitively runs their mouth without thought during math because they have special needs. Also can be generally applied to anyone when you need them to STFU without the teacher smashing you from behind. Typically the first user of this word is the superior special forces operator at the table.
Example 1: STFU Friggen Huar Mier, I'm friggen trying to do fuggin work!
by the yeetster 64 March 4, 2019
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The Mierdas Touch

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.
by 10aflyGuy May 30, 2018
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