mile high blumpkin

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker

Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!

by high performance 5 December 1, 2011

Mile High WiFi

Mile High WiFi means in-flight Wi-Fi service. Currently it's available in AA, Delta , Airtain and Virgin America , and it does not become active until the aircraft has reached a minimum altitude of 10,000 feet. Conversely, when the aircraft descends below 10,000 feet, it will no longer be active.

Does this flight have mile high wifi service ?

is this flight equipped with gogo mile high WiFi service ?

by koova August 19, 2009

Mile High Club

Indulging in any form of sexual intercourse in an in-flight Airplane restroom, while, obviously, being at least a mile off the ground.

"I hope the flight attendant didn't see us come in here...she might know we're becoming members of the Mile High Club."

by Delusional Confusion January 15, 2005

mile-high city

Denver, Colorado, USA.

The elevation of Denver, the capital city of Colorado, USA, is 5,280 feet - the equivalent of one mile - above sea level.

*No relation to the 'Mile High Club'.
*No reference to the legailty of cannabis in the state of Colorado.

Colorado non-native: Why is Denver, Colorado called the 'Mile-High City?'

Colorado native: Because the city of Denver, CO, is literally 5,280 feet above sea level.

by MadPupil December 2, 2017

mile-high club

Having sex with another person in an airplane.

I had consensual missionary sex with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. Then I banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.

by Duke January 28, 2003

mile high chub

When you get a boner on an airplane. The sadder more pathetic cousin of the mile high club. Commonly afflicting 13 year old boys and french diplomats.

Stewardess: That kid that I just gave orange juice to had a mile high chub.

by dominique strauss cunt June 9, 2011

mile high club

Preforming any sexual thing while being in an airplane during flight, usually in the bathroom.

When I go to Florida in the spring with Mike, we are going to become members of the "Mile High Club".

by SaM* September 20, 2005