mikolaj 

A polish prick who over reacts when you do the slightest of things to him, usually born with a natural ghetto booty

"Man that guy is so annoying"

"Yeh, his name is Mikolaj"

mikolaj by Whatthefrick December 7, 2013

mikolaj 

a polish man who lives in Poland with no wallet

Hi Mikolaj, where is your wallet?

mikolaj by cxcvxcvxxcvxcvxcv March 13, 2017

Mikolaj 

A fat polish prick with a scrotum looking ass afro. He is physically weak and appears subhuman in nature. He has an attraction to fat human males and females.

Mikolaj is gay

Mikolaj by Giga sigma ultra alpha chad April 6, 2022

Mikolaj 

Usually a sly lying asshole who will think he is good at everything and steal any character on a game that is good only once someone uses them

Person 1, hey have you been talking to mikolaj recently?
Person 2, no im staying away from that guy.

Mikolaj by Legit irish gangster May 6, 2020

Mikolaj 

Someone you can trust with your deepest darkest secrets, a perfect partner/ Boyfriend, he's rude but once you get to know him, you'd be obsessed w him hehe, oh and he loves boobies

Mikolaj you boobies obsessed mf

Mikolaj by Zblee April 21, 2022

Mikolaj 

He is useless and difficult. he is that guy that thinks he is the smartest out of all his friends.

Imagine being a mikolaj

Mikolaj by LeggoBricks July 19, 2020

mikolaj 

mikolaj usually is a determinition of a dude from chicago who aint get no bitches

od a ma God look at dat goofy Mikolaj ova dere

mikolaj by yo mama fav September 5, 2022