A Mijutz is OP. It is smarter then you. He can get you food but he will eat it all but overall he is a good friend.
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Possibly the most elite phrase of all time. It is extremely versatile and can be used in any sentence. Could be positive or negative depending on the connotation
I just failed my final I’m gonna have to Mizutani myself
Lets get drunk tonight and Mizutani mad bitches
Lets get drunk tonight and Mizutani mad bitches
by Neighbourlover123 November 23, 2021
Get the mizutani mug.A rare and highly specific visual hallucination in which the affected individual perceives miniature frogs hopping about in their surroundings. Often reported in moments of extreme exhaustion, stress, or after consuming questionable gas station sushi.
"Doc, I swear I’m not crazy, but I think that expired tequila gave me a raging case of ranunculopsia minuta—there’s a tiny frog in my sock, and the little bastard just winked at me."
Emma: "So we’re in the middle of this crowded café, right? And out of nowhere, Ben slams his coffee down, points at an empty chair, and goes, ‘Listen here, Sir Hops-a-Lot, you can’t just dismiss the socioeconomic implications of sentient breadsticks in a post-capitalist otter commune!’"
Jason: "Yeah, that’s full-blown ranunculopsia minuta. Either that or he’s been huffing too many philosophy podcasts again."
Though there is no known cure for Ranunculopsia Minuta, researchers have found that symptoms often subside after proper hydration, a full night’s sleep, or the realization that the frog is charging rent for emotional support. In severe cases, doctors recommend gently informing the hallucinated frog that it is, in fact, not real—though one subject reported that his frog simply replied, "That's what you think."
Emma: "So we’re in the middle of this crowded café, right? And out of nowhere, Ben slams his coffee down, points at an empty chair, and goes, ‘Listen here, Sir Hops-a-Lot, you can’t just dismiss the socioeconomic implications of sentient breadsticks in a post-capitalist otter commune!’"
Jason: "Yeah, that’s full-blown ranunculopsia minuta. Either that or he’s been huffing too many philosophy podcasts again."
Though there is no known cure for Ranunculopsia Minuta, researchers have found that symptoms often subside after proper hydration, a full night’s sleep, or the realization that the frog is charging rent for emotional support. In severe cases, doctors recommend gently informing the hallucinated frog that it is, in fact, not real—though one subject reported that his frog simply replied, "That's what you think."
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