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mineral push

V. When floating on an inner tube in a shallow body of water and a large submerged rock takes you by suprise and hits your directly in the asshole.
- dude why is mark crying?

- oh i think he just got mineral pushed and im pretty sure hes bleeding.
by D$$$$Money August 30, 2011
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Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness

The Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness displays the scratch resistance of various minerals through the ability of a harder material to scratch a softer material. It was created in 1812 by geologist Friedrich Mohs. It lists ten minerals, ranging from Talc (Softest Known Mineral) at 1 to Diamond (Hardest Known Mineral) at 10.
Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness is as follows:

1 - Talc
2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
10 - Diamond
by Some you'll never meet January 5, 2013
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fartation migration

After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.
by A Bob bay March 21, 2008
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Migraine

Let it be said what the headache represents
It's me defending in suspense
It's me suspended in a defenseless test
Being tested by a ruthless examiner
That's represented best by my depressing thoughts
Clique member: "I-I-I-I've got a migraine, and my pain will range from up down and sideways."
Normal person: "Oh yeah dude migraines suck."
Clique member: "No you don't understand."
by Ayeeeeeeeboss September 4, 2016
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minerales

A clan of the most alpha and capable individuals. They are refined in their abilities when it comes to being an alpha male. They are natural leaders and have the ability to turn losers into winners. Legend says that if you meet a Minerales then you will automatically become a better person.
OMG, is he a Minerales? He’s so hot!”
by Sace56 February 7, 2020
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a miserable little pile of secrets

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
by Dremark May 23, 2006
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Lionel Migration

Apparently, the most popular word on Urban Dictionary, because every other time i hit random, it pops up.
Maybe random should be renamed, Lionel Migration

*See Other Definitions for real meaning*
Bill-*hits random on urbandictionary.com*
Bill-"DAMNIT!!!"
Jack-"what?"
Bill-"I got sent to Lionel Migration again!"
Jack-"Dude, thats like, the 20th time this minute.You suck."
by Nixon1 July 4, 2008
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